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The busiest day of the year for Shirley's live phone calls is Valentines Day. Order early to guarantee a spot!

What better gift for that special one than some Shirley Q Ignunce in the form of Comedy CDs or a live phone call from the one and only Shirley Q Liquor? Also check out our

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Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Vol 1 in Jewel Case Cocktail Party CD in Jewel Case
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Shirley's first CD release. The Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Vol 1 was produced in 1999 and has the most requested bits that were heard on radio stations across the country. Favorites include the "Titanic" songs, "Who Is My Baby Daddy" and one of the hilarious "Astrological Forcast" One of Shirley's most popular CDs with the hilarious Ebonics Airways "Preflight Checklist" and many other fan favorites. Shirley and Watusi love they stories. Shirley gets a hamster up her dress. The "Bulldagga" song is one of Shirley's best selling ringtones. There will always be some church announcements from Mount Holy Olive and of course - a funeral story. Mamaw is still causing problems. And of course, Shirley is still "Smokin." Shirley's husband, Percy Q. went out for cigarettes 29 years ago and never came back!
Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Vol II in Jewel Case Radio Liquor CD in Jewel Case
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The first Best Of Shirley Q Liquor CD (Volume I) was released in 1999. Fans have been clamoring for a second "Best" CD with more of their favorite comedy bits. Now it is here! The Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Volume II has 40 tracks. It is the longest Shirley Q CD ever - almost an hour and fifteen minutes! Fans across the U.S. have listened to Mrs. Liquor cut up with radio personalities during morning drive time. The Radio Liquor CD has many of those classic Shirley Q. appearances. This is a must-have CD for Shirley Q's fans.
Shock Therapy CD in Jewel Case Ignunt Ass CD in Jewel Case
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Mrs. Liquor's second release with some of her favorite stories. Shirley bemoans her friend Watusi Jenkin's shock therapy. Shirley's husband Percy Q. Liquor goes for a pack of cigarettes and never comes back. Along with some of her "commentories" Shock Therapy has the Shirley Q classic, the original "Who Is My Baby Daddy" is one of Mrs. Liquor's most popular tracks. Features include "12 Days of Kwanzaa", and "Have Yourself a Happy Kwanzaa." A must-have for every Shirley Q. Liquor fan. This CD is for the hardcore Shirley Q fan. You may have a difficult time catching your breath after listening to the hilarious "Big Chiffon." There are seven tracks from the "Shirley and Watusi Show" for the Watusi Jenkins fans. Shirley gets "Suspended From Church" for her misbehavin'. Shirley celebrates her world tour with "I's Been Everywhere."

A Live Phone Call

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For the friend that has everything, this is a LIVE personal phone call from Shirley Q Liquor. What a fabulous way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and other special occasions. Just order and fill out the form with some details about the person you want Shirley to call. You can even request a specific day and time range!

About Shirley Q Liquor:

What started as funny answering machine messages from Shirley exploded into this famous character known to radio listeners from coast-to-coast. Since the late 90s Shirley has been entertaining radio audiences across the country with her unique perspective on life, religion, popular culture and politics.

She appeared on popular syndicated programs such as the Steve and CD Show, Ken Hamblin's "The Black Avenger" show and many more. Shirley is currently one of the stars of the "Michael Berry Program" with her popular political "commentories" and helpful insight on daily living. She was featured in the June 2007 issue of ROLLING STONE magazine and was recently invited to audition for NBC's America's Got Talent.

This is Shirley's official CD Store. Just scroll down to see her CDs or use the menus on the left.

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