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Totally Ignunt CD in Jewel Case Six-Pak Of Liquor In Jewel Cases
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Another popular Shirley Q CD! The "Greyhound" reservation track is a fan favorite along with "The 12 Days Of Kwanzaa." Shirley has a "Raggedy Ride." A spider on the toilet seat gives Shirley the willys! Shirley wonders "If I Was A White Lady" what her life would be like if she were not "Surrounded by Ignunt Asses." You may have difficulty operating a moving vehicle when you listen to this one! Save when you buy Shirley's Six-Pak of Liquor! The set includes Spirit of Ignunce, Radio Liquor, Cocktail Party, Totally Ignunt, Shock Therapy and Ignunt Ass, packaged in jewel cases.
Six-Pak Of Liquor Digipak Box Set Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Vol II in Jewel Case
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The set includes Spirit of Ignunce, Radio Liquor, Cocktail Party, Totally Ignunt, Shock Therapy and Ignunt Ass, packaged in six-unit CD box. The first Best Of Shirley Q Liquor CD (Volume I) was released in 1999. Fans have been clamoring for a second "Best" CD with more of their favorite comedy bits. Now it is here! The Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Volume II has 40 tracks. It is the longest Shirley Q CD ever - almost an hour and fifteen minutes! 
A Double Shot of Liquor Double CD Set Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Vol 1 in Jewel Case
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Shirley's "A Double Shot of Liquor" includes two CDs - "Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Vol. I" released in 1999 and "Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Vol. II" released in 2007. Shirley's first CD release. The Best Of Shirley Q Liquor Vol 1 was produced in 1999 and has the most requested bits that were heard on radio stations across the country. Favorites include the "Titanic" songs, "Who Is My Baby Daddy" and one of the hilarious "Astrological Forcast"


A Live Phone Call

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For the friend that has everything, this is a LIVE personal phone call from Shirley Q Liquor. What a fabulous way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and other special occasions. Just order and fill out the form with some details about the person you want Shirley to call. You can even request a specific day and time range!

It is true! Mrs. Liquor does live phone calls for birthdays, anniversaries and other occasions. She even does calls on Christmas and New Years Eve and Day!

Live Phone Call Testimonial:

Al F. from Woodbridge, VA United States, February 21, 2012:

"My Dad isn't a rich man, but he planned well for his retirement, so he's hard to shop for, because if he finds a tool or a shirt or something he really likes; he buys it. Then I remembered how much he enjoyed the ignunce of Shirley Q. Liquor on the radio, and ordered him a call.

He was incredibly surprised, and really excited by the call. Ms. Liquor was absolutely hilarious, and had him laughing so hard he had tears. It's been days and he's still talking about it. It's a gift my Dad will always remember, and probably the best thing we ever bought him. Bringing joy like that into his life is the true purpose of any gift, and it's never been done so well. Well done Ms. Liquor!"

About Shirley Q Liquor:

What started as funny answering machine messages from Shirley exploded into this famous character known to radio listeners from coast-to-coast. Since the late 90s Shirley has been entertaining radio audiences across the country with her unique perspective on life, religion, popular culture and politics.

She appeared on popular syndicated programs such as the Steve and CD Show, Ken Hamblin's "The Black Avenger" show and many more. Shirley is currently one of the stars of the "Michael Berry Program" with her popular political "commentories" and helpful insight on daily living. She was featured in the June 2007 issue of ROLLING STONE magazine and was recently invited to audition for NBC's America's Got Talent.

This is Shirley's official CD Store. Just scroll down to see her CDs or use the menus on the left.

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